ergh. Aversions to being social are reaching new peaks.

good thing we have family and friends descending upon us to destroy the solitude. eek!

i didn't know i could enjoy being so anti-social, but it seems that the longer you don't talk to people, the less you have to talk about.

i expect this will multiply and worsen until i go out and intentionally contract some illness that will allow me to become a modern-day Bubble Girl.

good things about being a bubble girl:
-Lots of Price is Right, since there's nothing else to do
-Don't have to follow no-smoking ordinances
-I'll build in a mute button
-Easy to roll away from the hordes of fake-smilers that are everywhere. I'm seriously re-evaluating all my friends
-Two words: hot.box.

bad things abut being a bubble girl:
-Lots of Oprah, since there's nothing else to do
-Ditto, Dr. Phil
-Gas.

4:57 a.m. - 2002-12-23