to the lower-than-scum loser who stole my cellphone:

hi. i'm a student. I don't have a lot of money. I spent half a month's rent on my phone because:

a)keeping in touch with family and friends is one of the most important things in my life
b) it was an investment in something that i thought i would be able to keep for a long time
and
c) i thought it would be cheaper, in the long run, than a land line.

well. fucker. you have:

a) negated all those reasons
b)really lowered my faith in humanity
and
c)REALLY FUCKING LOWERED MY FAITH IN HUMANITY.

jerk. even my mom thinks you're a jerk, and she still gets mad when my sister and i use that word [sidebar: we're in our twenties and we can't say 'shut up' or 'stupid' either. so funny]

i hope you get horrible canker sores in your mouth and can't enjoy food for weeks. i hope someone puts chocolate exlax in cookies and gives them to you for christmas.

bad karma is heading your way.

all the worst,

narcissa.

ps. if you ('you' being someone i like, as opposed to the scum to whom this letter is addressed) are trying to call me, i'm now incommunicado until i go back to Ontario. But you can email me! please? Otherwise i will be very sad and lonely.

pps. This is really, really upsetting. People who steal stuff. argh. i have nothing to say because i just get all angry/teary. i know it's just stuff. Just money. No one is hurt or sick or dead or whatever. I KNOW! But still. fucker. That was my very first big grown-up purchase.

1:22 a.m. - 2002-12-08