note to self:
if you're a big enough geek to be working at 1am as it turns into Halloween.....
1. do not wander down a dark deserted hallway looking for the bathroom
2. try not to notice the way that the bathroom is huge and there are many creaks
3. do not involuntarily jump when you see your shadow as you are peeing (= messy)
4. Do not try to reassure yourself with the thought that no maniac/monster/ghost would kill you right away... it would play with you first, so you'd have a chance to escape, or at least to scream.
5. DO force yourself to wash your hands despite every nerve ending screaming at you to flee.
6. try not to nervously eye the lockers and wonder whether a body could fit in there.
7. and above all, ABOVE ALL, do not catch sight of your reflection in the mirror and scream, then scream even louder because the noise scared the hell out of you.
You'll feel like an idiot and the janitor will laugh at you
12:52 a.m. - 2002-10-31
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