I brought my coworkers some special peanut brittle on my mini-vacation. And as I was strolling along with my specially wrapped peanut brittle deliciousness dangling in a plastic bag from my wrist... i was totally hit-and-run mugged by a monkey!

It ran up, shredded the plastic bag, grabbed the brittle, and took off before i could even react.

I know everyone thinks they're so cute and all, but those things are so creepy. Their little old man faces and their hairless bums freak me out. And they're smart! I mean it when i say that we should just be praying to the evolution gods that they don't get opposable thumbs.

9:47 p.m. - 2004-04-23