oh, my little open mic singers... when will you learn that a quintet of two sarah mclachlan songs, two cranberries songs, and "american pie" does NOT result in a good set list?
let's clear this up once and for all: the only person who can sing 'american pie' is don maclean. if anyone else sings it, it's just a really really long and repetitive song.
people on long bus trips or around campfires are also allowed to sing it, as long as they don't take themselves too seriously.
Madonna, Lenny Kravitz, and Jewel are not allowed to go anywhere near it. Ben Harper could sing it, if he wanted to... but he wouldn't.
i think these new guidelines will clear up a lot of misunderstandings.
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